Pick up the phone

I got psychic hot lines
To give me advice
And at $4.oo a minute
They talk so nice

I got info-mercials
And TV whores
Who in the world
Could ask for more

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Chorus:
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And it's no makin me crazy
It's not down right bazaar
That's why I record it
On my VCR

To have somebody there
When I get home
Who sincerely wants me to
Pick up the phone

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I got plastic surgeons
With their cut rates
And phone in home loans
Tellin me it's not too late

I got lawyers
And their testi-lying too
All tryin to save me
From the likes of you

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Neils
5:11 pm
01/30/2005